sheepyapples:

ktullynax:

megasonger:

doctormettic:

You play as a piece of paper and you team up with other pieces of papers to go and fight other pieces of paper on elementary school art dioramas so you can save another piece of paper and oddly enough you do this by collecting rocks

a dirty hobo gets lost in the jungle and eats animals off the ground
0/10

Lazy-ass kid celebrates his birthday by watching his little sister get kidnapped by a giant rooster and then teams up with a crew of pirates and their tsundere captain to save her

You’re some stupid emotionless mute walking around with a bunch of dumb kids around the world, eating trash, killing animals, and generally being mean little shits with “we’re battling aliens” as your only fucking excuse.

mapping russia’s expansive subway system
sometimes you get to see the sky
yawn

sheepyapples:

ktullynax:

megasonger:

doctormettic:

You play as a piece of paper and you team up with other pieces of papers to go and fight other pieces of paper on elementary school art dioramas so you can save another piece of paper and oddly enough you do this by collecting rocks

a dirty hobo gets lost in the jungle and eats animals off the ground

0/10

Lazy-ass kid celebrates his birthday by watching his little sister get kidnapped by a giant rooster and then teams up with a crew of pirates and their tsundere captain to save her

You’re some stupid emotionless mute walking around with a bunch of dumb kids around the world, eating trash, killing animals, and generally being mean little shits with “we’re battling aliens” as your only fucking excuse.

mapping russia’s expansive subway system

sometimes you get to see the sky

yawn

(Source: mylittlefangirl)

(Reblogged from sheepyapples)

distasty:

lancecorporallevi:

actually-mikasa:

king-on-the-iron-throne:

Dad likes Armin and Pixis for some reason.

apathetic gay man

pirates of the caribbean

Pretty sure Army Grandpa will be my new steam name for a while

(Reblogged from distasty)
pixelclash:

roach attack - Mega Man 7 (Capcom - SNES - 1995)

pixelclash:

roach attack - Mega Man 7 (Capcom - SNES - 1995)

(Reblogged from pixelclash)
obscurevideogames:

TURN ENEMY INTO A SNOWBALL -
Snow Bros. (Toaplan- arcade - 1990)
requested by havocados

obscurevideogames:

TURN ENEMY INTO A SNOWBALL -

Snow Bros. (Toaplan- arcade - 1990)

requested by havocados

(Reblogged from obscurevideogames)

thethirddecade1121:

e-mo-to:

paperkirby:

How real pros play chess

are you fucking serious

I lost it at the hotel

(Reblogged from onionchan)

Get stupid, go moron, we goin’ kindergarten!

cheesuscrust:

Painting in a Mexican restaurant:

image

Cover of The Shadow Rising:

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So now I’m imagining Darrell K. Sweet margarita-drunk and ranting about stealing artwork.

(Reblogged from asthewheelturns)

lemonsweetie:

Let me tell you a thing, about an amazing man named Patrick Stewart

I went to Comicpalooza this weekend and I was full of nervous energy as I was standing in line to ask Sir Patrick Stewart a question at his panel. I first had to thank him for a speech he had given at amnesty international about domestic violence towards women . I had only seen it a few months ago but I was still dealing with my own personal experience with a similar issue, and I didn’t know what to call it. After seeing Patrick talk so personally about it I finally was able to correctly call it abuse, in my case sexual abuse that was going to quickly turn into physical abuse as well. I didn’t feel guilty or disgusting anymore. I finally didn’t feel responsible for the abuse that was put upon me. I was finally able to start my healing process and to put that part of my life behind me.

After thanking him I asked him “Besides acting, what are you most proud of that you have done in you life (that you are willing to share with us)?”. Sir Patrick told us about how he couldn’t protect his mother from abuse in his household growing up and so in her name works with an organization called Refuge for safe houses for women and children to escape from abusive house holds. Sir Patrick Stewart learned only last year that his father had actually been suffering from PTSD after he returned from the military and was never properly treated. In his father’s name he works with an organization called Combat Stress to help those soldiers who are suffering from PTSD.

They were about to move onto the next question when Sir Patrick looked at me and asked me “My Dear, are you okay?” I said yes, and that I was finally able to move on from that part of my life. He then passionately said that his mother had done nothing to provoke his father and that even if she had, violence was never, ever a choice a man should make. That it is in the power of men to stop violence towards women. The moderator then asked “Do you want a hug?”

Sir Patrick didn’t even hesitate, he smiled, hopped off the stage and came over to embrace me in a hug. Which he held me there for a long while. He told me “You never have to go through that again, you’re safe now.” I couldn’t stop thanking him. His embrace was so warm and genuine. It was two people, two strangers, supporting and giving love. And when we pulled away he looked strait in my eyes, like he was promising that. He told me to take care. And I will.

Sir Patrick Stewart is an absolute roll model for men. He is an amazing man and was so kind and full of heart. I want to let everyone know to please find help if you are in a violent or abusive house hold or relationship. There are organizations and people ready to help. I had countless people after the panel thanking me for sharing the story and asking him those questions. Many said they went through similar things. You are not alone.

X

^ Here is the video of my question to Sir Patrick Stewart

Photos by Eugene Lee, Thank you

(Reblogged from lemonsweetie)

(Source: fattybolger)

(Reblogged from distasty)
Played 39 times

ACCENT CHALLENGE

Your name and username.

Where you’re from.

Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

What do you call gym shoes?

What do you call your grandparents?

What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

Choose a book and read a passage from it.

Do you think you have an accent?

Be a wizard or a vampire?

Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life? 

End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

Aw yiss. PASS THE TORCH AND DO IT.

(Source: marybrandybuck)

It involves very little illegal activities, honest.

It involves very little illegal activities, honest.

(Reblogged from crimsun)
Famous last words, along with “Aw, here it goes!”.

Famous last words, along with “Aw, here it goes!”.

hurtanminttu:

Zing!
Yeah I blame fanfics for thinking what their life would be after the whole “saving the world and soul of Jennifer” thing.
Terror Mask would be the most obnoxious backseat roommate ever.

Oh, Splatterhouse. The game most suited for roommate comedy.

(Reblogged from vgjunk)